Hilarious: 330 Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Dating isn’t what it used to be. Now everyone has a dating profile, and how do you even start a conversation with someone you’ve only seen three pictures of? Women are pretty skeptical these days of men who just go the old fashioned route and order them a drink. It’s gotten a lot tougher to woo her, in fact, and some one liners are just simply too played out to turn any heads. However, there are still some pick up lines out there that may just be cheesy enough to get her attention, or at least to help you get a little chuckle.

Whether you are aiming to talk to someone you have had your eye on for quite some time, or just looking to be prepared next time you see a dime piece in a bar, having an arsenal of cheesy pick up lines in the back of your head is a great way to at least get a smile, if not a score. Talking to someone new can be nerve wrecking, which is why it is great to have something planned to help you break the ice. Of course, you don’t want to be that typical guy with the “Did you fall from heaven, because you look like an angel.” line.

Absolutely not! That will get you an eye roll at best, and at worst she will move as far away as possible, which kind of throws a wrench in your plans. No, girls don’t want to hear something cliche and boring that they’ve heard a hundred times before. You have to be unique. Offer some pizazz and vitality. Bring something to the table that sparks her interest. Say something that sets you apart from the twenty other guys that have looked her way that day. She will at least give you kudos for originality, and you might just find your way into a conversation with the prettiest girl in the room.

Cheesy pick up lines have to be the best of the best, because they don’t come on too strong like some of the pervy one liners you’ve heard before, but they help you show off a bit of personality right from the start. If you are just a big goofball, or maybe just a bit nervous and unsure of how to start the ball rolling, this list of all the best cheesy pick up lines will equip you with the tools you need to get her number (and maybe something more!).


  1. I must be a snowflake, because I’m falling for you.
  2. Are you a cake? Because I’m craving a piece of that.
  3. Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
  4. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
  5. Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
  6. Thank god I’m wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
  7. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.Is your mom a beaver? ‘Cause Damn!
  8. I’m glad I have a library card because I’m totally checking you out.
  9. Is your name Dunkin? Because I don’t want to spend another day without you.
  10. Are you a maple tree? Cause I’d tap that.
  11. Are you a volcano? Because I lava you.
  12. Are you a tangerine? ‘Cause you’re certainly a cutie.
  13. If you were a Facebook status, I would like you.
  14. Is your last name Campbell? ‘Cause you are mm mm good.
  15. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  16. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy for you.
  17. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  18. Are you the cure for Alzheimer’s Disease? Because you are unforgettable?
  19. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  20. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
  21. May I end this sentence with a proposition?
  22. Looks like you dropped something. Oh, it was my jaw!
  23. Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, asentencewithoutspaces.
  24. Most guys need three meals a day to keep going. I just need eye contact from you.
  25. Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
  26. Most people like to watch the olympics because they only happen only four years. But I would rather talk to you because the chance of meeting someone so special only comes around once in a lifetime.
  27. Life without you would be like a broken pencil! Pointless.
  28. Just where do those legs of yours end?
  29. Lets play hockey. I will be the net and you can score.
  30. Like motel 6, I will leave the light on for you.
  31. Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow morning. Should I call you or nudge you?
  32. Is your dad an art thief? Because you are a masterpiece.
  33. It is a new world order. Have your way with me.
  34. It is not my fault that I fell for you. You tripped me.
  35. IS your father Little Caesar? BEcause you look hot and ready.
  36. Its your last name Whitman? Because I want to sample you.
  37. Is your last name gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.
  38. Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right beside me.
  39. I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come over so you can hear it.
  40. Is your name Summer? Because you’re hot as hell.
  41. Is your dad a jewel thief? Because you are a real gem?
  42. Is there a rainbow today? Because I just found the treasure that I have been searching for.
  43. I am always on top of things. Would you like to one of them?
  44. My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
  45. Do you like sales? Because if you’re looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
  46. I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you’re the greatest.
  47. Hey! Tie your shoes. I don’t want you to fall for anyone else.
  48. If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
  49. If you were a potato, you would be a sweet one.
  50. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
  51. Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
  52. My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.
  53. Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
  54. Wow, when god made you he was showing off.
  55. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
  56. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t seem to hold it in!
  57. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.
  58. Are you from Russia? Because you are rushing my heart rate.I know you’re busy, but can you pencil me in?
  59. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
  60. Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?
  61. Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
  62. Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
  63. What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
  64. I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
  65. We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
  66. If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
  67. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
  68. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
  69. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me?
  70. If you were a sea, I would swim in you forever.
  71. If you were a steak you would be well done.
  72. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
  73. Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
  74. Please call an ambulance! Your beauty is killing me.
  75. My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.
  76. Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
  77. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
  78. If you were a library book, I would check you out.
  79. Are you a cat because I’m feline a connection between us
  80. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  81. “I have a boyfriend.” Well you look like the kind of girl that could use two!
  82. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  83. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  84. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
  85. How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
  86. Are you Mexican? Because you’re my Juan and only.
  87. My love for you is like dividing by zero! It is undefinable.
  88. Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
  89. Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are… gorgeous!
  90. If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
  91. Are you Israeli? Cause you Israeli hot.
  92. On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9… And I’m the 1 you need.
  93. Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
  94. If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
  95. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
  96. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
  97. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
  98. My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
  99. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
  100. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
  101. Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
  102. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
  103. Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!
  104. I saw you girls from over there! Just wanted to let you know that I’m taken.
  105. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.
  106. Are you Cinderella? Because I see that dress coming off at midnight.
  107. Roses are red, violets are blue. I can’t rhyme, but can i date you?
  108. Baby you make my palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.
  109. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
  110. Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
  111. I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
  112. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
  113. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone in the room disappears.
  114. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
  115. You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
  116. Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re sodalicious.
  117. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
  118. The drink: $6. The room: $100. The night with you: Priceless.
  119. So you must be the reason that men fall in love.
  120. Someone vacuum my lap. I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
  121. Oh I am sorry! I thought that was a braille name tag!
  122. Oh no! I am choking! I need mouth to mouth quick.
  123. Pinch me! You are so fine, I must be dreaming.
  124. My love for you is like the Energizer bunny! It just keeps on going and going.
  125. Oh my God! I think I love you. Now lay down.
  126. Nice yo meet you. I am “your name” and you are gorgeous.
  127. My lenses turn dark in the sunshine that is your love.
  128. No wonder the sky is grey today. All the blue is in your eyes.
  129. My attraction to you is an inverse square law.
  130. My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in.
  131. My name isn’t elmo! But you can tickle me anytime you want to.
  132. My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling. Do you want to look at it?
  133. Oh yeah! (Band) name is really great. You can come over to my house and tape it all if you want.
  134. Someone should call the cops, because you just stole my heart and I’m gonna let you get away with it.
  135. If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
  136. You must be a hell of a thief. Because you stole my heart from across the room.
  137. Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
  138. Pinch me, you’re so fine I must be dreaming.
  139. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
  140. Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
  141. I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look.
  142. Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.
  143. Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
  144. Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
  145. Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
  146. Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm.
  147. Do you like science because I’ve got my ion you.
  148. Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
  149. There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?
  150. Are you a 45 degree angle, because you’re acute-y.
  151. I’ve seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
  152. If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
  153. Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think you’re infected.
  154. I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
  155. If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber.
  156. You know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.
  157. Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper.
  158. My mom thinks I’m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
  159. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  160. If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
  161. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest
  162. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
  163. Are you from Japan cause I’m trying to get in Japanties.
  164. If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
  165. I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.
  166. I’m no electrician, but I’ll light up your day!
  167. Did you swallow magnets? Cause you’re attractive.
  168. Are you from China? Because I’m China get your number.
  169. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
  170. You know Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment. Want to help me prove him wrong?
  171. What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  172. When I first saw you I knew we could win the Stanley cup in tonsil hockey.
  173. When God made you, he was just showing off.
  174. What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because Id really love to spend it with you.
  175. Would you grab my arm so I could tell my friends that I’ve been touched by an angel.
  176. “What do you want for Christmas?” A date with you!
  177. Is there an airport nearby? Oris that my heart taking off?
  178. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  179. I would like to rearrange the Alphabet to put U and I together.
  180. I am drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth.
  181. I am an army recruiter. Why don’t you come over to my place and be all you can be?
  182. I am no photographer, but I can picture us together.
  183. I am going to need a tall glass of ice cold water because baby you are making me hot.
  184. I am like a power plant. It is hard to turn me down and I can turn you on.
  185. You are so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job.
  186. I am not really a hoarder, but I would like to keep you forever.
  187. Roses are red, my face is too. But that only happens when I am around you!
  188. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.
  189. If you were a steak, you would be well done.
  190. I am mister right. Someone said you were looking for me.
  191. I’ll make you shiver when I deliver!
  192. If you were a teardrop I would never cry for fear of losing you.
  193. If you stood in a mirror and heald up eleven roses, you would see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.
  194. If you were ground coffee you would be espresso because you are so fine!
  195. If you just want me don’t shake me or wake me, just take me!
  196. If you were a booger, I would pick you first.
  197. If you were a burger at McDonalds, you would be the McGorgeous.
  198. I will cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
  199. I will be Burger King and you be McDonalds. I will have it my way and you will be lovin’ it!
  200. If you are going to regret this in the morning we can just sleep until the afternoon.
  201. If love was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara desert, that still does not equal my love for you.
  202. If you were a chicken, you would be impeccable.
  203. If I was an octopus, all three of my hearts would beat just for you.
  204. Was your dad a baker? Because you have a great pair of buns.
  205. Was your dad a farmer? Cause your melons are prize winning.
  206. Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make you such a princess.
  207. Where do you hide your wings? Cause you are definitely an angel.
  208. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
  209. Were you in the girl scouts? ‘Cause you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
  210. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t seem to have your number in it.
  211. If I received a nickel every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I would only have five cents.
  212. Nothing last forever. Will you be my nothing?
  213. If stars would fall everytime I think about you, the sky would soon be empty.
  214. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
  215. If women were trophies, you would definitely be first place.
  216. If I were an operating system, your process would have top priority.
  217. If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you made me smile, I would hold the entire sky in my hand.
  218. I’m no organ donor, but I would be happy to give you my heart.
  219. I do not believe in love at first sight, but I am willing to make an exception in your case.
  220. Is your dad a preacher? Because girl you sure are a blessing.
  221. You are so cute and it is so distracting.
  222. You look familiar. Did we take a class together? I could have sworn we have had chemistry.
  223. If i were a transplant surgeon I would give you my heart.
  224. If I were the king and you were the queen in a cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?
  225. If it weren’t for that damn sun, you would be the hottest thing ever created.
  226. I won’t say a pickup line if you let me buy you a drink.
  227. I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you.
  228. I want to write a poem on your body with my lips.
  229. I wish you were the pony carousel outside the strip mall so I could ride you all day long for a couple of quarters.
  230. I wondered if you had an extra heart. Mine seems to have been stolen.
  231. I was wondering if you had a moment to spare for me to hit on you.
  232. If a thousand painters worked a thousand years they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
  233. I wish I was an ion so I could for an exothermic bond with you.
  234. If beauty were time you would be an eternity.
  235. I was not sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I am up close I see heaven in your eyes.
  236. I wish i were cross eyed so that i could see you twice.
  237. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with you.
  238. Sneak in beside her* Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
  239. Do I know you? ‘Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.
  240. When God made you, he was showing off.
  241. *Ask a person for the time* 9:15? So today is November 15, 2015, at 9:15 PM. Thanks! I just want to remember the exact moment I met the woman of my dreams.
  242. How on earth do you do that?!? *Girl, confused: “What?”  Look so exquisitely beautiful!
  243. If you were Christmas, then I would be the Grinch who stole you.
  244. Are you going to kiss me…or do I have to lie to my diary?
  245. There’s something wrong with my phone, can you fix it? *Girl: “Why? What’s wrong?” Your number’s not in it.
  246. Hold it, I think you have something in your eye. Oh, that’s just a twinkle…
  247. Aside from being sexy, what else do you do?
  248. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
  249. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everything else disappears.
  250. I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.
  251. Do you know what I am made of? Boyfriend material?
  252. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
  253. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on!
  254. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
  255. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. *Girl: “Why?”* Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
  256. Hi, I think I’m lost. Can I ask for directions? *Girl: “To where?”* To your heart.
  257. Excuse me, are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.
  258. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
  259. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  260. Oh no, I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
  261. You’re the only girl I love now…but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you “Mommy.”
  262. Can I take your picture to prove to my friends that angels do exist?
  263. Hey girl, don’t frown. You’ll never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
  264. Can I follow you home? ‘Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  265. For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
  266. Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long because I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
  267. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
  268. If I had a star for every time you made me smile, I’d have a whole galaxy in my hand.
  269. Wow, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
  270. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
  271. If happiness started with an H, then why does mine start with U?
  272. You know what I do for a living? I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
  273. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
  274. I like Legos. So if you like Legos too, Lego build a relationship.
  275. Somebody better call God, ‘cause heaven’s missing an angel!
  276. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
  277. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
  278. If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
  279. There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you are the only one I’d like to mouth.
  280. Vogue just called, baby! They want to put you on their cover.
  281. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!
  282. Are you craving Pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you
  283. Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together.
  284. I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it is talking to me right now. It says you aren’t wearing any underwear. Is that true? Oh wait! My watch is an hour fast.
  285. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  286. There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
  287. Even if a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they would never create a work of art as beautiful as you.
  288. Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
  289. I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
  290. If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent because you never leave my mind.
  291. You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
  292. Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
  293. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
  294. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
  295. Honey, you are so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business.
  296. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
  297. So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU—the woman of my dreams!
  298. Do you have a band aid? Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
  299. You know what? If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
  300. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I really like you a latte.
  301. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
  302. Is your dad a drug dealer? ‘Cause you’re so dope you make me high!
  303. Smoking is hazardous to your health…and damn girl, you’re killing me!
  304. There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how amazing you look.
  305. Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
  306. Are you Netflix? Because i could watch you for hours.
  307. I’m not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.
  308. I hope you like coffee, because I always have folgers in my cup.
  309. I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are.
  310. If you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
  311. If this bar were a meat market, you are the prime rib.
  312. So…what time do you have to be back in heaven?
  313. Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.
  314. You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
  315. I know where there is a good party. They have liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
  316. Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
  317. You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
  318. Roses are red violets are blue. It would be a shame if I couldn’t date you.
  319. Can you pinch me, because you’re so fine I must be dreaming
  320. Is your body McDonalds? Because I’m lovin’ it!
  321. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  322. People call me <your name>, but you can call me tonight.
  323. My doctor told me I can never have arrhythmia, but the way you make my heart skip is definitely proving him wrong!
  324. I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
  325. I play the field and it looks like I just hit a home run.
  326. I may not be a genie, but I can still make all of your wishes come true.
  327. .Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, and a sentence without spaces.
  328. Most people like to watch the Olympics because it only happens once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you because the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
  329. I must be dancing with a devil, because you are hot as hell.
  330. I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels, now!