Celebrity Nutritionist and Writer (Chapter 7)
Notable effusions from our readers
Here is the latest. from the celebrity nutritionist himself. It appears that things have taken a dark turn:
I apologize if you were spammed by Alien Entertainment (who is actually EIO zine) today with some nonsense about my not being a nurse (never claimed to be) and about my being an extra in Planet of the Apes (wouldn't you dress like an ape for $2000 plus a day in a major film?)...
Anyways, I recently processed papers against EIO who was wholesaling my books last year until I discovered they were taking orders, not shipping, mismanaging funds... You get the idea... They are fighting back by being slanderous..... Typical.
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